December 21, 2007
“Periodic Desires” was my Thesaurus talking as I looked for synonyms for “Seasons Greetings”. As I look forward to some well-deserved downtime (so I can get caught up on my reading), I’d like to extend
Merry Christmas (to the 96% of you who celebrate it)
Happy Hanukah (to the 5% of you who celebrate it)
Happy Kwanza (to the 2% of you who celebrate it)
Periodic Desires… or Seasons Greetings (to the negligible percentage that celebrate something else or nothing at all)
*percentages total more than 100% since some of you double dip. (Why didn’t I think of that?)